"If anything ever happens to me, I want you to find a nice woman. Someone who will appreciate you."

"I'm not interested in finding other women, they're more trouble than they're worth."

"I know you. You need female companionship. And you've always said that women are like buses. Wait 15 minutes and another will come along."

"You're wrong. I hate public transportation."

"If things got rocky with us, you'd be looking around for other options in a heartbeat."

"Well, you're right about one thing. Women are like buses. They're usually late, the ride is uncomfortable, and they're either too hot or too cold."

"The only part you've got right is that it's a bumpy ride."

"Thank you very much, but I'd rather walk."

"Men! Who can understand them?"

"Women keep trying."

"Only because we like a challenge."

"You mean like Mission Impossible?

"Exactly."